Friday, July 30, 2010

Different Worlds

There was a bit of an altercation today in the sewing room.  I was working and talking to Toby, and Olivia was coating the ends of the boning for me.  She calmly said to me:

"Mom, did you know you have a spider on your back?"

People who have no phobias don't understand that it doesn't give you enough time for rational thought, or a decision-making process.  I didn't say to myself, hey, let's ride this one out and see how HUGE that spider on my back might be.   No.  HECK NO!

I brushed my back frantically, then whipped my shirt off.  Sweet, huh?  Very cool.  Then Toby said I should have stood still and let him get it off me.  The problem is, I have no idea if we were talking about a little harmless spider or one like in this post.

Let's just say my knee-jerk reaction wasn't going to let me stick around to find out.  Huzzah for an impromptu strip-tease to break up the monotony of the workday, though.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Total Eclipse.

No, not Twilight or Bonnie Tyler related.  I was reading a kids' book called "The Moon Book" at bedtime the other night.  It has facts like how big our Moon is, how it might have formed, how far from Earth it is, and so on.

When we got to the section on Solar and Lunar eclipses, I told them when the next solar eclipse would be visible from our area (I was wrong, by the way.  I thought it was 2027, but there are solar eclipses expected in 2017, then 2024 and 2045).  See this NASA map for details. 

Anyway, we were thinking it was in seventeen years, not seven.  Then we started wondering how old we'd all be by then:

Toby and I will be 48.
Olivia will be 27.
Hollis,  24, the age I was when he was born.
Maggie will be 22, Ivy will be 20, and even Lochlan will be 18.

I spend a lot of time wishing the kids were more independent, and able to do things for themselves.  I wish Loch would not need to be carried all the time to be happy.  I get so tired of the constant cleaning and tending and wiping and fixing that five kids require.


Oh, what a difference seventeen years would make.  Will they all be gone from us by then?  I am not ready for that.


It's so hard to enjoy some aspects of parenting in the moment, because there is always so much to be done, and it's overwhelming most of the time.   Here's to having fun with the kids a little every day, not just waiting for when I have time.  Because I never will have time, if I do it that way.


On the other hand, children are a huge compensation for the dreaded march of time.   If we didn't get older, I'd never get to see what kind of people these kids will be.  Maybe it's crazy or egotistical, but I think they will be interesting adults, and I hope that we all still want to hang out with each other as much as possible.  

Tonight, we're taking them fishing.  Because childhood is short, but parenting is forever.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

I Write Like....

Depends on the post, it seems.

Country Road, Take Me Home
According to the site I Write Like, this entry most resembles the fine works of Stephanie Meyer.  I'm a bit miffed.  There is only one hot guy, and no whiny girl.  Oh, wait.   Crap!


Let's try another, shall we?
 Not For Arachnophobes
James Joyce



 Playing In The Creek
 Cory Doctorow


Family Time
Stephen King

What the.....?  Apparently, not only do I have blogger multiple personalities, but when I set out to write a nice little story about my family singing gospel songs, I sound like the King of Horror himself!

Don't hate me, English Majors, but I'm off to refresh myself on James Joyce, because I'm a bit fuzzy, and to check out that Doctorow person.

Curious about which writer your work most resembles?

Check it out!   Link above, I'm lazy!  Be sure to read the description of how it works.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Country Road, Take Me Home.

Tonight, I was driving the back roads, picking Liv up from a girls' fishing activity for church.  I passed a little red-dirt road named Raven, and was lost in memory.

Senior year, my Chemistry teacher nominated me for some science-y award at the local junior college.  I don't remember why I was driving myself, as I rarely did so, but I was in my Grandpa's car.  I have pictures somewhere of that evening, smiling next to Mrs. Gillispie, me with crazy hair and a tie-dyed button-up shirt that was about six sizes too big.

When the ceremonies were over, I drove home.   I'd always loved knowing my way around the back roads of the area, having been driven over them most of my life.  If I didn't know where a road came out, I'd give it a try and then drive until I knew where I was again.  So, I didn't take the main highway home, but instead chose take a shortcut that was more scenic.

Oh, Raven!  What a cool name for a road.  I wondered where it came out at the other end.   I'd headed home sooner than I'd expected, it wasn't dark yet, and I thought I'd check it out.

The road started fairly respectably, but soon narrowed to two graveled ruts with thick grass growing between them.  Even worse, we'd had rain recently, and the road was increasingly sloppy and muddy.

You know that feeling, when you start to realize you've made a terrible mistake?  And then you think you'll just keep going, because it'll probably get better in just a bit?  Yeah.

Soon, the mud gave way to monstrous puddles, and the car was stuck.  I'm talking REALLY stuck, in water that was coming into the floorboards a little.  Pa-Pa always took good care of his car, he even kept it in a garage with a cover on it.  Now I'd gone and mired it in the middle of nowhere, and I was starting to panic.  No one knew where I was, and would think to look for me in this place.  I was all alone, and not many people had cell phones at the time.  Oh, crap.

So I did what I could.  I carried my shoes and waded to the edge of the puddle.  I didn't remember any friendly seeming houses for a good while back the way I'd come in, so I kept going the way I was headed.  The strappy sandals I'd bought for Prom were not built for walking and I ended up carrying them.

Finally, an intersection.  I knew where I was!  I made it to my friend Ann's house, and shyly knocked on the door.  I will never forget how nice they all were to me, and be grateful all the rest of my days.  But wait, there's more.

Ann's Dad took us back with his tractor, to pull the car free.  Apparently, the desolate-looking road had been noticed by other dumb teenagers, and deemed the perfect drunken-fighting-fornicating party location.  We had to cross through all of them to get the car out.  The atmosphere was just, for lack of a better term, evil.

At last, we were free!  I thanked my rescuers profusely, and headed home.  I'd neglected to call my family because I was distracted about getting the car, and probably delaying the retribution as long as possible.  And, oh, there was retribution!  Mom was starting to worry that I'd eloped with Toby.  It was not a happy evening at home that night.  And Pa-Pa's car always smelled a little bit funny after that night, too.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

For a Nerd....

...there's nothing out there cooler than this video.  He looks like an 80's steampunk Alton Brown.

Enjoy!



She Blinded Me With Science by Thomas Dolby

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Not for Arachnophobes.

This was in my bedroom.  IN. MY. BEDROOM.

Please don't hold me responsible for jitters, heeby-jeebies, freak-outs, strong men weeping, wailing, gnashing of teeth, incontinence, girly screaming, etc....

I warned you.